Friday, January 4, 2013

Bad Mood and My Birthday

I'm in a bad mood today so I think everyone is a bunch of idiots. The best thing to do while in a bad mood is go on Pinterest and just let the snark flow. Man, there is some really stupid stuff on there. If I see another 50 Shades of Grey fan post, I am going to puke. Or how about photography? Holding up an empty frame in front of your face is just stupid. So is blurry faces with something "meaningful" as the focus. Really?? A candy cane heart is meaningful????? Stupid, stupid, stupid. Calling all the food "crack." Shut up. And, no, not everything you see is "GENIUS!" No. Just no.

I turn 40 in less than 3 months. I was planning an epic 70s roller skating extravaganza where people had to dress 70s or they had to give me $5. I would have made a fortune because all my friends are losers that wouldn't get near polyester. Now, I'm not doing the skating party for two reasons. Reason one is that as I was planning, I kept thinking, "Mom would love this part." or "Mom could help me figure out my outfit." Well, my mom isn't here and won't be here for my birthday so it kind of made me sad everytime I'd try to plan something. Reason two is that the party would cost me quite a bit of money and for what? Two whole hours of fun.

I saw this lady on Pinterest that did acts of kindness on her birthday and decided I want to do the same thing. So on my birthday I am going to arm myself with $100 and go out performing 40 acts of kindness for people. I'm pretty sure it will make me feel better than a skating party.

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